a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
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Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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