Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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