Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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