I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.