I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?