Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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