So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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