Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
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I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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