I wish i was in the wii world.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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