xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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