she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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