i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
She announced her abortion via fbk
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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