you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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