"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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