What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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