And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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