But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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