The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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