This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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