brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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