Kiss
Puke
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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