from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
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