Where did you get a picture of my penis
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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