my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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