Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
The struggles of a small town man whore
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
The air taste purple.
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