Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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