PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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