talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
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what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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