can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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