why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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