You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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