There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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