id be glad to
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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