He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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