We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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