we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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