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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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