some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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