we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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