at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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