I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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