You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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