I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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