oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I think pants incapable of making pants work
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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