Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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