I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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