do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
