Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize