sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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