David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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