Don't you send me to vm
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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