omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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