one two three fourrrrnication!
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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