Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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