My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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